Escuché este chiste, la mayoría es en inglés:

A Brit went on a walking holiday to Perú. So he could see all the best places he hired a local guide to show him around. Since he was learning spanish he asked the guide to speak to him in spanish and correct any errors of usage. They were walking by a river when a large purple fly buzzed past. The man pointed and said "¡Mira el mosca!" So, sensing a teaching oportunity the guide said "No señor, LA mosca, es feminina".
The man looked at the guide and back at the fly and exclaimed, "Good heavens! you must have awfully good eyesight!"
jajaja Emotion: big smile Mucho divertido
Amiga De Sanzjajaja Emotion: big smile Mucho divertido
Jajaja, muy divertido!!

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