Tranlation Help - Situación

semi-flyI need a little assistance with a situation I am writing for my Spanish class. Please correct any mistakes you see. If you see anything not translated, can you offer a suggestion for its translation. Thanks.
Person #1 Hola amigos, estamos aquí en el centro comercial otra vez. (Trying to say: Hello friends, we are here in the mall again.)
Person #2 ¿Qué paso, tío? (Trying to say: What's up, man?)
Person #3 ¿Estás tú aquí justo de imitación a gente otra vez? (Trying to say: Are you here just to mock people again)
Person #1 ¡Sí! No tengo nada mejor para hacer. (Trying to say: Yes! I have nothing better to do.)
Person #2 Mira a la chica con la perra fea.¿Eres seguro que no es un perro?(Trying to say: Look at that chick with the ugly dog.)
Person #3 Se parecen mucho. ¿Me pregunto quién a controla quién? No entiendo esta oración(Trying to say: It looks just like her. I wonder who's walking who?)
ALL Risan (Trying to say: Laugh)
Person #1Mire/Mira a el pares raro.(no estoy seguro)Look at that odd couple!
Person #2 ¡Mira este niño! Él justo pissed sus pantalones. (Trying to say: Look at that kid! He just pissed his pants.)
Person #3 Eso no es un cabrito; es un viejo hombre. (Trying to say: That's no kid. It's an old man.)
ALL Risan (Trying to say: Laugh)
Person #1Espero que nadie nunca? haga diversión de nosotros esta manera. I hope no one ever makes fun of us this way.
Person #2 Habla sobre que somos perfectos. What are you talking about we’re perfect.
Person #3 Sé que estoy, pero no sé si que están. (Trying to say: I know I am, but I don't know if you two are.)
Person #1Tengo que ir. ¿Te veré aquí mañana? I have to go. Will I see you here tomorrow?
Person #2No lo eche. Verte los tios más adelante.I wouldn't miss it. See you guys later.
Person #3 Estaré aquí como de costumbre. (Trying to say: I will be here as usual.)
ALL Adiós